pansexualfacts

jackarrington asked:

So what happens when someone finds out their pansexual when their still a virgin. ^-^

pansexualfacts answered:

Fact: In Pansexual Society, virginity is meaningless. Whether someone has slept with no one or whether someone is literally a walking sex organ, it is irrelevant as they are treated with the same level of respect. However, when someone finds out that they are pansexual when they are still a cheesecake virgin (that is, they have never eaten a piece of cheesecake), their eyes will roll back into their heads and every piece of cheesecake within a 20 mile radius will automatically be attracted to them, and they will eat every piece as an initiation ceremony.

pansexualfacts:

thesnowflakemenagerie:

what if you are actually lactose intolerant and can’t eat cheesecake

will lactose-free cheesecake migrate to you?

Indeed. Due to the lack (pun intended) of lactose-free cheesecake, the radius will be increased to 200 miles for a better chance of maximum cheesecakkiness.